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isuspectfowlplay) wrote2017-10-13 09:56 pm
isuspectfowlplay) wrote2017-10-13 09:56 pm
Have your character write their own obituary.
Oh man, I died!! What kind of bummer is that?! Look, there's no way in hell that I'm gonna stay dead - my soul burns too brightly, and my brain is in cryostasis. I'll be reborn in a cyborg body with rocket fists and rocket jump, as is the destiny of a high school girl forged in the bloodfires of a twenty-mile walking commute!
...But I understand that I left a series of broken-hearted birdies in my wake. A true warrior takes responsibility for her beloveds, and so I shoulder the burden of my story until my return.
Yes! Here lies Tosaka Hiyoko, the most powerful (and only) human in all of St. Pigeonation's Academy. She led a simple life, where she loved udon, stayed busy with multiple club activities, and dreamed of giving her special somebirdies their favorite beans on St. Legumentines... until she was decapitated by somebirdie, and I'm not gonna name any names, but do I really have to??
Ahem! Anyway, beheading! Not a bad way to go, except I'm still in my prime and instead of enjoying my blushing first love's kiss, my head is floating in a preservation jar, which isn't safe, sane, or consensual. I can't believe the body that crushed so many wild animals under its arms is lost forever to surgically-skilled wings armed with cleavers, multiple trash bags, and the school incinerator. Alas! We knew her well!
She is survived by, uh, almost everyone. You're welcome! My robot body had better be able to eat!!
...But I understand that I left a series of broken-hearted birdies in my wake. A true warrior takes responsibility for her beloveds, and so I shoulder the burden of my story until my return.
Yes! Here lies Tosaka Hiyoko, the most powerful (and only) human in all of St. Pigeonation's Academy. She led a simple life, where she loved udon, stayed busy with multiple club activities, and dreamed of giving her special somebirdies their favorite beans on St. Legumentines... until she was decapitated by somebirdie, and I'm not gonna name any names, but do I really have to??
Ahem! Anyway, beheading! Not a bad way to go, except I'm still in my prime and instead of enjoying my blushing first love's kiss, my head is floating in a preservation jar, which isn't safe, sane, or consensual. I can't believe the body that crushed so many wild animals under its arms is lost forever to surgically-skilled wings armed with cleavers, multiple trash bags, and the school incinerator. Alas! We knew her well!
She is survived by, uh, almost everyone. You're welcome! My robot body had better be able to eat!!